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The Signs and their Rooms

Aries: Messy, messy, messy. 'The chair' (you know which chair I'm talking about) has probably disappeared among all their clothes. Theory is that it probably fused to the ground.
Taurus: They have an ingrained connection with every single one of their posessions. They know you moved that sock 0.2 meters to the left don't deny it.
Gemini: Where's the floor? No one knows anymore. When they magically decide to clean up, it's like christmas morning when they find something they don't even remember having. Then, they get distracted by said thing and forget about cleaning up.
Cancer: Their room is their sanctuary. Probably going through an ant invasion because of all the food they eat there. Most likely to have a secret food stash.
Leo: Usually organized, though they can be lazy. They probably don't move enough to have a mess.
Virgo: Same as Taurus. Like the Eye of Sauron, they know everything that goes down there.They go into phases in which everything is probably color coded. They get lazy and give up a few weeks later when no one notices.
Libra: Probably unlivable until they decide Today is the Day and organize everything. They get bored halfway through and go back to feeling sorry for themselves because their rooms aren't pretty.
Scorpio: The walls are full with their interests. The mess control is manageable. Once you go in, it might be too dark to find your way out.
Sagittarius: Doesn't care at all about mess. Until they see someone else's clean room and their competitive gene appears. Soon it dies down and they go back to not caring.
Capricorn: Puts everyone else's to shame. Mostly, because like Leo, they are not naturally messy. Can be OCD about their space.
Aquarius: Their interests are also everywhere. They sleep next to their laptop. Their desk is no man's land.
Pisces: Clutter is their natural habitat. They probably don't remember the last time they turned on the lights. The windows have never been opened. An excavation team is needed to find the floor. Until people come over, then it's DEFCON 4 and everything is either organized or hidden.
 #aquarius  #true 

supernatural-tardis:

i had a crush on this guy and i decided to pull a Pavlov on him by offering him whenever i saw him  this brand of candy he seemed to really like and after a while whenever he saw me he got excited for a second then you could see his expression shift to wondering the why the hell was he so happy to see me and i swear it was the evilest thing but also the most hilarious i made a guy like me by conditioning him into associating me to a candy he liked

 #this is the evilest yet smartest thing ive ever heard 
 #SCREAMS 

mishasminions:

CASTIEL LIKES TO BOOP

 #naming my dog well  #spn 

blazeupandtasteme:

Mariah’s backup singer is forced to pay up when he bets $20 that she can’t hit the whistle notes in Obsessed.

randomness-bear:

megasumpex:

karmarsi:

megasumpex:

halloweevee:

ok but seriously whos homer supposed to be hes the only one where i cant tell who he is

homer is supposed to be Zoro from one piece im pretty sure

Who in the world is Marge supposed to be though? She’s the only one I have no clue on

A character from bleach I believe

marge is supposed to be Rangiku Matsumoto

randomness-bear:

megasumpex:

karmarsi:

megasumpex:

halloweevee:

ok but seriously whos homer supposed to be hes the only one where i cant tell who he is

homer is supposed to be Zoro from one piece im pretty sure

Who in the world is Marge supposed to be though? She’s the only one I have no clue on

A character from bleach I believe

marge is supposed to be Rangiku Matsumoto

 #mikaSA LISA IM CRY 

disarms:

mentioning school on the weekend is rude and unnecessary 

moistchunkyslurp:

*a pair of black socks on Ebay*

"NEW Casual sexy cute elegant slim-fit low cut soft and hypoallergenic comfy neutral FASHION HOT SELL x-small extra small small medium simple chic booties feet mittens warm foot cover direct honest seller FAST CHEAP SHIPPING pair of dark mysterious black shade for YOU"

"Sunny, hot, rich, and beautiful," is how makeup artist Pat McGrath described the typical Sicilian look. That all translated to luminous skin, golden lids, and flushed cheeks.
 #hair 

sassiestnugget:

i hate when teachers are like “sorry if im grumpy ive had a class each period haha” like ????? what do you think students do?????

dajo42:

[pours water back and forth between beakers] im a sciencer

magicalgirlsgonewild:

if you have a friend who leaves an abusive relationship whether it was romantic or platonic and you keep in contact with their abuser youre not their friend like holy shit why would you do that to them 

 #ha  #hm 
cluedo:

I went to the thrift store today and

cluedo:

I went to the thrift store today and

phil: i wish humans had faces like this

 #PUP  #DAN  #PHIL